CHEEZY SLICE
"CHEEZY"
ONE BILLION SLICES. NO PRESALE. NO TEAM ALLOCATION. LAUNCHING ON PUMP.FUN.
About Cheezy
Cheezy Slice is a memecoin that will launch on pump.fun. This page exists to state what it is before it exists: a fixed supply of 1,000,000,000 tokens on a bonding curve, a contract address published here on launch day, and a Telegram channel that posts one cheese joke in the morning and one at night.
There is no presale, no private round and no allocation for the team. When the token goes live the whole supply sits on the same public curve everyone else uses, and the price is whatever that curve says it is. It is unglamorous on purpose: every number here can be checked against the chain.
What this page gives you: the supply, the fee split, the venue, the graduation mechanics and the disclaimers. What it does not give you: a price prediction, a market cap to aim at, or any instruction about what to do with your money.
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What we are doing
What we are not doing
Launch one memecoin on pump.fun, publish its contract address, keep the channel posting, and keep every figure on this page checkable against the chain.
No presale. No team allocation. No staking programme. No paid caller claiming a target. No promise about the price. There is nothing here to be early to, and nothing held back for friends.
The facts, plainly
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The supply, the venue, the mechanics and the risks. Nothing about the price, because nobody knows it.
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Supply is fixed at 1,000,000,000 tokens. There is no mint and no rebase, so it cannot grow.
80% sits on the bonding curve at launch. 20% becomes the PumpSwap pool when the curve graduates.
The curve charges 1.25% a trade: 0.30% to the creator, 0.95% to pump.fun. No transfer tax.
Graduation triggers at roughly 85 SOL of real reserves, and it happens automatically.
The pool becomes protocol-owned at graduation. The creator cannot withdraw the liquidity.
No presale, no whitelist, no private round: the first buyer and the last buyer use the same curve.
The contract address is posted here and in Telegram at launch. Any other address is not ours.
We will not DM you first, ask for a seed phrase, or ask you to send SOL to a wallet.
The price can fall to zero. It is a memecoin, not an investment product.
We set none of these fees: pump.fun’s contract charges them. Our share is 0.30% of each trade.
What this page can and cannot tell you
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It can tell you the supply, the fee split, the venue and what happens at graduation. It cannot tell you what the price will do, and it will not pretend to.
Cheese jokes, twice a day
These are lines the accounts actually post — one in the morning, one at night, with a picture we make ourselves. They are jokes, not forecasts: no target, no promise, nothing about where the price goes.
- “Nobody has ever regretted the cheese they didn't tell everyone about.” — Cheezy Slice
- “No roadmap. Just a fridge and a plan we keep to ourselves.” — Cheezy Slice
- “Cheese does not pump. It ages. Pick a lane.” — Cheezy Slice
- “You cannot rush a good cheese. You can rush a bad trade.” — Cheezy Slice
- “Sold my bag at breakfast. It was a bag of sandwiches.” — Cheezy Slice
- “We do not promise anything except the taste.” — Cheezy Slice
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CHEEZY TOKENOMICS
The numbers, and where they come from 📊
Total supply: 1,000,000,000 $CHEEZY, fixed when the token is created. There is no mint after that, so the number cannot grow.
How it is sold: first come, first served on the pump.fun bonding curve. No presale, no whitelist, no private round, no reserved allocation.
Fees: 1.25% on every curve trade — 0.30% creator fee, 0.95% to pump.fun. Trading through the pump.fun app adds a 0.45% platform fee (0.40% if you use a referral code); other interfaces do not charge it. 0.015 SOL once, at graduation. No tax on transfers, ever.
Liquidity: at graduation the pool becomes PumpSwap's and is owned by the protocol. The creator cannot withdraw it — there is no liquidity pull available to us.
Cheezy Token Distribution: What's in the Cheese?
800,000,000 (80%) — the bonding curve. Buyable from the first second, at a price the curve sets, by anyone with a Solana wallet.
200,000,000 (20%) — the PumpSwap liquidity pool at graduation, paired with the SOL the curve raised along the way. These tokens are not held by us and are not for sale: they exist only as pool liquidity.
0 — team, VIPs, marketing, staking, ecosystem, safety net. None of these exist on this token. There is no tranche set aside for us.
Dev buy — 3 SOL, on the curve, at launch. A normal buy at the curve price, not an allocation: roughly 9.6% of supply if it is the first buy, less if others buy first. The wallet address goes up here before launch so you can watch it.
The whole pitch: it is a memecoin with a contract address, a fixed supply and a channel that posts jokes. Nothing on this page is advice to buy, sell or hold anything.
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That is the whole plan: launch it, publish the address, keep posting. No date is promised except launch day.
join the cheezy slice community
Announcements go to t.me/CheezyToken and x.com/cheezy_slice. Nowhere else, and never by DM.
If we ever pay for promotion, it will be labelled as paid. Nothing is bought quietly.
Questions go to [email protected]. A person answers that address.
There is no market cap target on this page, and no roadmap that ends in one.
You do not need to be early, because there is no early: everyone starts on the same curve.
Cheezy SLICE "CHeezy"
The launch will be announced on both accounts when it happens — that is where the contract address appears first, and the only place we publish one.
Where we post
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© 2026 CHEEZY. All rights reserved!
This page is information, not advice. $CHEEZY is a memecoin on Solana. It is not a security, it pays no returns, and its price can fall to zero. Nothing here is a recommendation to buy, sell or hold anything, and no outcome is promised. Figures come from pump.fun’s published fee schedule and the token’s on-chain data at the date shown, and can change. You are responsible for your own decisions and for complying with the law where you live; we are not liable for losses or tax.
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